The Only Bootycall Guide You’ll Ever Need to Read!

Most guys are bitches.

As a man, I hate to admit this troubling fact. As much as I’d like to believe otherwise, my many years of living on this planet has left me with no other conclusion. Put simply: most guys are pussys and don’t have what it takes. And I am not just talking about the typical guy’s ability to draw, attract, and fuck hot tail, ugly tail, homely tail, or any tail for that matter.

The sad reality of male bitchassness pervades all of society like a malignant cancer. Most of us guys are simply too intimidated to stare life down and hand it the beatdown it deserves. Most of us are just too comfortable with the idea of taking whatever life gives us. Worst of all, these weak male bitches all too eagerly pull down their pants and bend over for the rectum wreckage life all too eagerly dishes out. Pathetic!

Whether you’re talking about politics, economics, personal finances, personal relationships, career growth, educational opportunities, or whatever else you want to focus on, most guys take the bitch role. They simply get down on their knees and let life throat fuck the hell out of them.

Sad? You guessed it.

Pathetic? Need I say more?

Depressing? Absolutely.

Sadly, this is the lot most guys seem to content themselves with and they are just too willing to take a beating from life and ask for blood-and-feces encrusted seconds. They just take, take, and take and it never occurred to them that they can hit back. It never crosses their mind that there is an alternative to simply bending over and letting life and society fist them over and over again.

If your boss has been treating you like a 25 cent whore when it comes to your pathetic paycheck, you can do something about it. If you run a business and your customers walk all over you, you can do something about it. If you are a customer and the businesses you patronize wipe their collective butts with your self-respect and dignity, there is something you can do about it.

What can you do?

Stare your problem in the eyes, get over your fear, and stand up for yourself. That’s all it takes. When you are the one sheep, out of that huge sad generic flock, who finally musters the balls to stand up, call out, and demand shit, you get listened to. The squeaky wheel not only gets the grease but actually helps make the whole sad clown car’s journey more meaningful and maybe, just maybe, steers it to a destination other than HELL.

Listen… if you are not scoring the kind of pussy that you’ve been dreaming of or you’re not scoring at all, you need to understand how booty calls in the age of Tinder, Ashley Madison, and Adult Friend Finder works.

In fact, you need to throw away all the bullshit you have heard

NO… Scoring with the chicks has nothing to do with how big your dick is. It has little to do with how thick your wallet is or how hard you’re banking. Getting pussy has nothing to do with how closely you resemble Leonardo diCaprio.

In other words, mastering the online pussy and booty call game has NOTHING to do with conventional wisdom. You can safely flush that shit down the toilet where it belongs. If you want to get more pussy and if you want chicks to crave your cock despite the fact that you look like that disgusting fat smelly slob in junior high other kids love throwing pizza crusts at, you only need to wrap your mind around this TRUTH: People will only desire you as much as you desire yourself.

That’s the secret. The cat is out of the bag. The jig is up. I’ve spilled the beans. Insert whatever revealed secret truth cliché phrase here. The fact remains: if you want people to desire you, you have to desire yourself first. How can people find you attractive when you hate yourself or feel that you’re ugly and unworthy of attention? It doesn’t make sense.

Learn to accept yourself and be comfortable in your own skin. Love yourself-and no, I don’t mean jerking your meat. Truly love yourself. Stop beating yourself up. Once you’re able to do this then you will be able to get over your fear and start asking out chicks like a MACHINE. Sure, many of them will turn you down. So what? You will learn what approaches don’t work and you won’t use those. Instead, you’ll figure out what does work and do those more often. Eventually, you’ll get so used to the game of approaching women, laying down a smooth game, and fucking the stuffing out of them that all this becomes second nature.

The art of the Booty Call is a mindset. Get that through your thick skull. Believe in yourself and believe in the game. What do you have to lose? You can lose the lonely nights of jerking off to porn sites. That’s what you’ll lose. In other words, you have everything to gain and NOTHING to lose.

Get on this now! You only have yourself to thank!

December 3rd, 2015
Posted in Booty Source