Sources of The Greatest Irritation In Sex

American sexologists conducted a study on what in sex is the greatest source of irritation.

Selfishness (34%).

Not in general, but male selfishness. Ladies do not like it when, after the exhaustion of their bodies of genetic material, the owner of his duty to the population considers it done, and then most brazenly falls asleep.

The search for the mythical G-spot (31%)

What agony women have to endure as they try to endure in cold blood the all-night search for this point by curious partners: “My ex-boyfriend just pissed me off by groping my insides for hours, trying to induce a super orgasm. And every night we started with this search. It made me lose all desire to have sex with him. I endured it, but one fine night I got tired of it…,” said one of the interviewees. Moreover, it is women of 18-35 years old who suffer most from the activity of “G-seekers”. 18 year old porn is a special confirmation of this.

Answering the cell phone (29%)

Some, not to the extent of hard-working men, even during sex continue to think about work, answering the phone or remembering that they forgot to call their business partner. Most of the ladies interviewed believe that such “business” men should just cut off all the “household” and leave the phone, which for these men itself becomes an instrument of satisfaction.

Excessive vocal activity (22%)

Respondents of both sexes unanimously agreed that moaning and sobbing not only causes laughter, but also the very real irritation. Especially infuriating are various porno-snickers: “Oooh, yaa, yaa, give ist fantastich!!!” or “Fak mi, fak mi, harder, harder!!!”, or even worse, “Baby, I am already in you!!!” or “Yes! Feel my boyfriend!!!”.

Visiting the bathroom at the most interesting place (19%)

This kind of weird “flubbing” is so repulsive that it is left without comment.

“Poking” women’s breasts (16%)

Women don’t like it when a man makes smacking noises during breast fondling, all because it takes a particularly twisted imagination to have sex with a baby.

“Let’s do it fast” (9%)

Sex is not acceptable to sprinters. At least not from a woman’s perspective.

The manifestation of “machismo” (8%)

Macho image attracts more men than women for whom “I am a sexy beast” style sex is more a sign of coarseness than passion. Confirming that this “machoism” is quite common in the vast United States, many of the ladies surveyed said they lacked male tenderness and affection.

Dirty Sex (5%)

Dirty swearing in bed attracts few people, especially if the source of folk wisdom is the beautiful half of humanity.

As you can see, in this survey, most of the complaints refer to men. There is a rational basis in this, but methodologically it is wrong, because men probably have their own “Hamburg score” against women as well.

July 26th, 2022
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